Sunday, May 20, 2018

Happy Birthday and Selfie Miss Fitz

Hey You! Yes You! Pay attention now.
Timmy usually announces Big Events but I like doing my own.

Its My 7th Birthday!

Ah da Mister uf Cereemoany fur diz gig.
Evfurry onez sayd it nowz.
Happee Birfdaze Fitzer!

Happy Birthday my dear sweet lady
Happy Birthday Fitz
Have a great day sisfur
When can we eat the cake?
Rumperz yoo betta git wit da programing
Oh, alright. Happy Birthday

OKee DoughKee Fitzer. Ah bringer da foodz outer.
Thanks Buddy. You are a great brofur
Yoo too mah littel Wilder Catz Sis. Yezmam yoo iz

Furzt we got-us Appeteezerz
Dey Gud, Gud, Gud

Ower Gal wantz Beeer. She git Beeer!

We got-us Beefz. Yessir

Anna bigger ol Chick-Chick
Ah gonna eet-em-upz!

We gotta lotta everiezting so eatem upper! 
Don't furget Buddy
Ah doant furget Fitzer

Goodest older Mr Buttonz coming ta Buddy in mah
dreamies. He sayed ello ta uz all an frum Kali tooz

Happy Birthdaze Miss Fitz and Buttons 
Happy Birthdaze Miss Fitz and Buttons 
Because We'z Love You Both Alot 
Happy Birthdaze Miss Fitz and Buttons 

Frenz. Digger inz and enjoyin da beerz and yummiez!
Oh Yez heer our Galz Sundayz Selfiez. Join awr frenz at The Cat on My Head fur A Special Selfiez.

Thanks fur coming Friends!
Alright I am Starved. Break out my Filet

Timmy Tomcat
Buddy Budd
Toby Tomcat
Rumpy Bump 
Angel Mr Buttons in spirit
Miss Fitz

Dad Pete

Friday, May 18, 2018

Friday with Fitz: Training

Hi Fitz Fanz.
Today we are training a difficult Scratcher

But you gave me a working over already today
No back talk!

What's that Tailio? Give him a break

Well, it's against my better judgement but...

How dare you "Whew" ME!

Did you learn anything today?
Be quiet?

Another successful class. Take five Scratcher
Next is the side claw technique.
(not a peep)

Miss Fitz

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Timmy is Shocked

Hey Timmy!
Yo Rumpy what's up?
Let me tell ya this
Mumbles, grumbles, bizz, bizit bizat and dat too

Oh. My. Cat. Toby, I'm Shocked!
He has gone too far this time
This time... he goes too far every time

 I need Dad to wash my ears out
I think he will pass and finish his tea

  Buddy did you hear what Rumpy said?
No'z an ah doan wanna! Mah eerz jus finer da way dey iz. 

Buddy Budd
Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Dad Pete

Monday, May 14, 2018

Rumpy, Box Break

It really is nice to be recognized by my family as
the Top Cat around here

Can you imagine they gave me this fine box!
Timmy meowed:
"Rumpy you stay in that box."
Toby joined in meowing:
"Yes, All Day."
Fitz gave a little mew: "Don't come out!"
Buddy grumped: "Yoo b stayin inz dere, Har, Har, Har."

Isn't that very nice of them, Einstein, my protege 
Er, Um, just stay in the box today. Give us a brea...
What was that Grasshopper?
Oh... nothing
Am I missing something?

Buddy Budd
Timmy Tomcat
Toby Tomcat
Rumpy Bump Stumpnots
Miss Fitz